How did I end up here? Also, how did I not know about this awesome place? Sure, I’ve heard of Costco, but I had no idea it was this magical inside. At some point, I’d lost Asher, but in my defense this place is like a Vegas casino. There are no clocks or windows, so you have no idea how long you’ve been inside. A person can easily get distracted by fuzzy blankets, flowers, and snacks.

I circle back around and grab one of the samples I’ve already had but the nice man either doesn’t notice I’m here for a second time or doesn’t care. All the people handing out...