How. Can. I. Possibly. NOT. Pregnant?!

It's ridiculous, really.

I'm a healthy 23 year old woman, who's clearly in her prime child-bearing age, has been having sex with a man nearly every day which on those days can be up to three times a day, so how, on earth, can I not be pregnant?

This is infuriating. Outrageous. Impossible!

"You must be relieved." I sneer as I pour the last drop of liquid from the bottle of Rose into my glass. I've celebrated the news with a bottle as soon as we hung up.

"Not more than you." He throws the same tone at me, swirling the neat scotch contained...