#Chapter387

Well, adulting sucks

Lakin

Our parents arrived, along with our uncles and aunts. Thanks to Maverick and his enormous mouth, we had to endure a lecture from hell.

The five of us sat there as Dad lectured us.

“It’s not that I don’t know you’re having sex because each one of you has gotten caught, Lakin,” he said, glancing at me.

“Can we please not revisit that sinful behavior? Once was enough,” Nixon said.

“Anyway, we all know we can’t keep you from doing God knows what. But, I sure in hell can keep you from living in sin,” he told us.

“Oh? So, when you and Ma lived...