#Chapter590

A funeral

Maggie

Do you know how most funerals have a somber tone to them? People grieve and mourn for the departed, except Nixon didn’t get the memo. He went a different route with Karen’s funeral.

“Nixon, please do me a favor and don’t act like you,” Nate warned Nixon as we stood there.

“You offend me with your lack of confidence in performing a funeral,” Nixon told Nate.

“I don’t give a shit if I offend the Pope. Do not screw this up,” Nate told Nixon.

“Nate! We’re in a funeral home. I don’t think people would appreciate you swearing,” Pat cautioned Nate.

“Patty, I’m in my nineties....