When Allen woke up, she refused to get out of bed, telling herself she deserved to hide for a little while. But she was rudely exposed by Emma, who opened the door and shoved her grinning face into Allen. She snapped back, nearly poking Allen in the eye.

"Morning sister," Emma sang at her, and Allen flipped her off, hiding under her covers. Emma ripped the covers back again, then laughed. "Allen! There's a bitchy girl on here; you didn't think to put on pajama bottoms."

"Piss off, Emma," Allen sighed, but she got up anyway, wrapping the sheet around herself until she found her grey sweatpants, slipping them on,...