Today is his birthday. I am currently stunned in the room, wondering what good gift I give to him. I think of a case ... but I am led by nervousness. I don't think I can recognize myself when I do that!

It's Sunday today. I was planning to leave and go shopping for him at the mall in case I was still thinking about how nice it would be to let Klark know where I was going in case he asked. Wait, why should I tell him if he doesn't even tell me where he's going now? I don't think it matters whether I leave or not because I'm...