BLUE

Me: sir, Derek isn't back yet

He stood up and walked to the fireplace. There were books on the mantelpiece. He looked through them and selected one, then he walked back with it.

Prince: he's always like that. Here take this

I took the book

Me: what is it about?

Derek: it's a book about a mermaid who came to the shore and married the prince. And when the prince found out, he wasn't happy. He parents, the king and queen ordered that she'd be thrown into the underground dungeon where no one would ever see her again... You'll read the rest of it in the story

I screamed...