"No! I am glad that you received it on time so that you would understand that Bonnie is mine only. We also had sex and it was incredible."

"Really?"

"She said I am the greatest man she has ever slept with! She is going to marry me and I am going to adopt your daughter as my own. Do not worry, I will be an amazing dad!"

"I will make your daughter do all the work. She is going to drop out of school to take care of the house, and who knows, she can help her mom out by giving me some blowjobs once her lungs are ready. Hardly...