"What, why not coconut? It can't be. I will sleep there too! No sharing. You gave it to me, will you claim it again? That's really not possible," I insisted. I looked around, "Take that comforter from the cabinet and sleep here on the floor."

He stared at me, "What if I don't?"

I didn't give up and I folded my arms, "I'm the one to follow because you are in my territory. What? Is there a whine?"

"I'm going to sleep." That was all and he went straight to lying there. "If you wanna sleep then be patient to sleep next to me."

“What—it's really flattering. Geez, don't do...