After smoking a few cigarettes, I drove to the restaurant where the banquet was always ready. That night, I drank a lot of wine, because it was the first one. The celebration banquet was always a bit grand, and I was in a bad mood. When I drank less than half of the usual amount of alcohol, I got drunk. When she went home and fell asleep, she pulled out her cell phone and called the devil girl. It was over ten o'clock, and she still did not come back! uuuuuuuuu

I called and asked, "Hey, when are you coming back?"

"Hmm? What did you say?

I said, "You haven't...