“I found out I was being beaten up by my ex and it was killing me inside because in my head I had never told anyone. Then I saw pictures of you with a peroxide piranha and I felt jealous and everything consolidated when I found out that I have more than one hundred and twenty thousand dollars in my account.” I’m chatting too much and he’s giving me that annoying smile I like so much.

“Jealousy?” He raises an eyebrow. I nod with my head.

“Do you know that I'm the only world champion being cuckolded publicly?” Arrogance is at the fore in his speech.

He leans forward and...