Holy shit, I got clothes that Calvin Klein hasn't even started selling yet. I read the other cards, and everyone mentions my blog. Hmm, I am getting all of this free stuff because of the blog? My God, but how do they know? Never mind, I definitely can get used to this. Now I can accept gifts on my terms as their propaganda is clear to me now.

I choose jeans by Diesel, a sweatshirt by Calvin Klein, casual sneakers by Ralph Lauren, and a gorgeous gold-detailed scarf by Gucci. Hunter dresses from head to toe in Calvin Klein. Jeans, a white sweatshirt and a black sweatshirt blazer-style jacket over...