"Getting married, Pamela?" Wallace is gaping when he hears Pamela ask if he wants to marry her. "Have you become a lesbian? It's the man who asks the woman to marry him."

Pamela takes offense at the question and crosses her arms. "So you're gay, because we have been dating for centuries, lived together, raised a child, but you never asked me to marry you! Do you want to stay like this all your life?"

Wallace feels pummeled by the Reason. Pamela is right; they are already practically a family, without the required documentation!

"Let's take advantage of that you have time off tomorrow to get married, so it will...