Oh, this will be a very memorable day for me!

"Here's to the prospect of never having to grow up!"

I shouted as I danced on stage with the DJ, and everyone in the audience gazed at me in amazement.

It's the height of summer. In the sense that it is summer, yet it is summer for me all year round, and it is always summer wherever it is meant to be summer. Since summer is my favorite season, I'll start with that.

"Oh! "Make that colossal, obnoxious a$$ shake, dear!" While the person who worked next to me screamed back at me, I whirled around and drank down the...