SCOTT

After a relatively quiet meal, characterized by some uncommon silences, I was surprised when Julia said, "I believe my Master and his sister have some unresolved sexual feelings for one another."

I looked at my wife and I looked at my sister. What the fuck had they talked about while they were gone shopping. Cindy looked as scared as I felt. Like the hand of doom was about to descend down and wipe us from the face of the earth.

"If it wasn't immediately apparent to everyone when we had Cindy's exploration into what it might be like to be a slave last night, I would like to confirm...