Darius coughed out a laugh and then winced. “What? What did you call my dick?”

     “Um…twig and berries?” Cheese and biscuits, she could feel her face flaming with embarrassment.

     “Honey, this is definitely not a twig,” he said, cupping his…package. “If it’s going to be compared to anything in nature then it would be one of those massive big redwood trees that are so huge you need a group of people to link hands just to surround it.”

     Mia looked away. The last thing she needed to be thinking about was what Darius was packing in his pants. Thinking about it would only lead her to think about Liam’s…dangly bits,...