"I just learned the girls have been enrolled in St. Tatiana's," I said.

"Oh." She sounded tight with fear. "And?"

"And I'm fine with it." I smiled. "More than fine with it. I'm going to talk to the school about arranging a special internship to help them advance here at my work."

My two daughters beamed at me as my wife said, "Oh, that's good. Um, I have to go. I'm so close to finishing up here."

"Sure, sure," I said and hung up. "Well, girls, sluts suck dirty dicks clean, right?"

They both squealed and raced around the desk. Yes, yes, I would give them special mentoring and make...