The walls all had old things hanging on them, too. There were old paintings, old cooking utensils, coffee cans, and other assorted antiques. This place was really something. Also, there was NO phone, and only a single flat-screen TV with a DVD player hooked up. It was one of the selling points of this place that they had no cable, no internet, and cell coverage was VERY spotty, at best. A person really can get away from all the craziness of the city here.

Our quick inspection complete, we ran to the bedrooms and came up on our first problem. The web site said this lodge had accommodations for two...