I didn't see her for a month after that. As I said, we rarely saw each other on campus as we focused on our respective studies. Then one day, I was sitting on the campus grounds enjoying a very pleasant spring afternoon eating an apple as I peered into my iPad at some materials a professor posted online.

My concentration was broken as a shadow fell over me. I looked up to see Lila towering over me. Her sour glare did not bode well for me.

"Hi, Lila, how are you?" I ventured my cordial gambit.

"I told you not to follow me. How dare you do that! You are...