"I would like the Smoked Bacon Barbeque Burger, please." Wow, say that five times fast. "Also could I get a side of Ranch for the fries?"

"Certainly," replied Sandy.

She walked off to put our orders in, so I looked back at the twins. They both were looking at me intently, and I couldn't tell if they were trying to turn me on, or intimidate me. I think they both succeeded. One thing is for certain, I would need to wait a few minutes before getting up from this table, unless I wanted to put on a show for everyone in the café.

While we waited for the food to...