"This sounds ridiculous but..." the doctor hesitated, "I think it's true. It's just all too preposterous to have happened by chance. I shouldn't even be calling this a condition, because this is simply who you are."

Ms. Reed chuckled. "So, perpetually horny sex maniacs?"

"Well... yes," Samantha agreed, smiling. "This might even be an understatement. Your hypersexuality is absolutely off the charts, and it's part of what makes you all so unique. I am convinced that you will be the happiest and healthiest you can be if just listen to what your bodies tell you. The message is clear: you should simply never stop fucking!"

"Yes! You're right, doctor," the...