Ex has bondage mishap, so I help - but have some fun first.

Enjoy..

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It was unquestionably the weirdest phone call I've ever gotten.

I was in the middle of a workout at the gym when my iPhone lit up and the name on the screen said "Kerri" - as in my ex-girlfriend Kerri whom I had not spoken to in three years.

Usually, I wait until after a workout to return calls, but this time I was curious, so I picked up.

"Uh, hello?" I said, cautiously.

The voice on the other end was panicked, but I recognized it immediately as Kerri - the girl I had dated...