"Lauren," I whisper. "Please don't say things like that." She covers the mouthpiece with her hand.

"Mom wants to know if she can come over," Lauren says matter-of-factly. "This is your chance, Brandon," she adds. "Yes or no?"

"Seriously?" I ask, not believing that's really what mom said. Lauren is nodding so vigorously that her tits are almost shaking out of my shirt. "Fine, whatever you guys want," I answer, shaking my head because I don't know how we got ourselves into this.

"Brandon says come on over," Lauren says into the phone. "Okay, see you in a bit. Love you, too."

"Mom's coming over!" Lauren says, jumping around like...