They both pulled my briefs down, my dick springing from it's confines and bobbing up and down before me.

"Wooo," Ricki cheered, "Dong-dongdong-dong-doooongs."

"Really," Beth laughed to her, "The thong song but with dongs?"

"Would you prefer 'It's Raining Men?"

We all groaned and I sat back down, Malena and Alanna moving back to their spots.

"I like the cut look better I think," Alanna mused.

"Why's that?" Ricki asked. "You don't even like dicks to begin with."

"I dunno, aesthetics? Have you ever seen an uncut dildo?"

Beth laughed at the thought and Ricki frowned, "Huh, I guess not."

"Alright, how about we don't start comparing equipment in the...