I'm pulled out of my near coma like sleep by the incessant ring tone of my cell phone. Rubbing my eyes, I feel Mary stirring beside me as I stumble to the dresser.

"It's my sister," I say to Mary as I flip open my phone. "Hey." I watch Mary's delicious breasts rise as she arches her back and stretches her arms over her head.

"Hey, Mom and I are at the bagel shop around the corner. Do you want us to bring you something?" Susan's voice booms from my phone. I cover it with my hand and turn to Mary.

"They're right around the corner," I whisper and then...