It's not what you think . . . it's so much better!

This is a veryy raunchy story, and I have to warn, you might want to be alone right now. Light a few candles and enjoy.

(Seriously though, let me know what you think, if you can still type)

All characters and depictions are blah blah blah . . . just enjoy it!

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I studied my reflection in the mirror, twisted my tie around nervously and flipped down my collar to adjust the knot. "So tell me again why I'm putting on a suit just to meet your parents" I asked, knowing the answer already.

My girlfriend Sierra...