**Stepdaughter accidentally impales herself on her stepfather's cock while helping to fix a broken air conditioner unit. Improbable? Yes. But that's why this is fiction. If it didn't happen, there wouldn't be a story.**

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The phone stopped ringing when Patrick answered it with a "Hello?"

"DAD!" came an excited reply.

"Oh, hey Jennifer. How's my baby girl? Did you get to see..." Patrick started off.

"Dad, I need your help!" interrupted Jennifer, "the air conditioning is broken. You gotta fix it!"

"Honey. We talked about this. You bought that apartment complex knowing that you'd have to take care of it. We tried talking you out of it, but you...