Saturday was the big day. At Melanie's request, I had been drinking lots of pineapple juice, I manscaped, and I was VERY thorough in the shower. Lauren had been in a bit of a mood for the past couple days, and I reminded her more than once that this was her idea (or so she thought).

Still, she glared at me as I got dressed Saturday. I wore the black boxer briefs that showed the outline of my dick and made my abs look great.

Not a word was said on the ride over, or the walk up to the door. Luckily, Melanie had left it unlocked, so we let...