"Mark would love that video, wouldn't he?" Maryanne answered. "I'm just not sure we should be sharing our incestuous activities with anyone." I agreed and we left it at that.

For the first time in a long time, Maryanne and I slept together without having sex. Of course, I was out as soon as my head hit the pillow and woke up with just enough time to shower before I had to pick up Katrina.

"I'm kind of feeling left out," my sister pouted as I jumped out of bed. "Back to my dildos, I guess," she said with an overly dramatic sigh.

"Tomorrow for sure, Sis," I called over...