The next night, I went out for some drinks with friends after work. When I got home, Leah and Lauren were sitting on the couch, watching a movie. Leah had put on "Wild Things" on demand.

I laughed to myself and gave her a look that said, "Really?" It was toward the end, which was unfortunate. I had missed the part when Denise Richards and Neve Campbell fuck Matt Dillon. I would have loved to have heard whatever smooth line Leah came up with to try to lay groundwork with Lauren.

Sure enough, later that night, when we were in bed, Lauren said, "If you could have a three-some, who...