Husband's plan to tease wife has unintended consequences.

shit gets messy.

Enjoy..

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I was doomed the moment we arrived at the neighborhood block party. My wife, Camilla, and I had almost decided not to attend, but as freshly moved-in residents to the affluent cul-de-sac, we felt obligated to socialize with our new neighbors. It was the friendly thing to do, and as Camilla pointed out, I needed to take advantage of any connection I could get. My storytelling teetered on the edge of mainstream success—one push from the right angle could send both our careers into the stratosphere.

My wife is an amateur actress. Well, technically, Camilla is an...