"How do you guys normally do this?" Mark asked. "Does Ron direct us or do we just do our thing and he points the camera this way?" I had never seen Mark so animated. He was beside himself with excitement; fidgeting like a kid who needed to pee so badly he could hardly hold it.

"Ronnie directs us," Maryanne said, matter-of-factly, ending any discussion. And just like that I was directing my own fuck video. I decided to make the most of it.

"Okay," I said, taking charge as I watched Maryanne stifle a smile. "We want this to be realistic so I need to know what you two usually...