“Okay Captain Robertson,” Brandi replied with an earnest nod as Jerry stood beside his car, leaning one hand on the hood for support.

“Tell him to walk along a straight line,” Tom quietly instructed Brandi.

Brandi summoned her most authoritative tone of voice, taking a deep breath and swelling her expansive chest, “Please walk along a straight line Mr Drunk Driver.”

Jerry held his arms out straight to balance himself as he very slowly stepped one foot in front of the other and tried to walk along a crack in the pavement. He made it about three steps before he started to suddenly twirl his arms wildly and tumbled sideways...