We started with some weight lifting and by the time we had had enough of the machines the gym had started to become more populated. It was still early enough that only dedicated folks were around, but that also meant an overabundance of meatheads.

Alanna and I had just started on using the free weights, and I was doing squats while watching my form in the mirrored wall making sure I was keeping my posture. Alanna had just set down her own weights and lifted her shirt to wipe sweat from her face, exposing her midriff and the bottom of her sports bra, when a guy sauntered up behind us....