"What? Like hookers?" I ask, incredulously.

"No way!" Ken answers. "That wouldn't work." He pauses, thinking about it. "What we need is someone really hot, who'll offer to take on the whole offensive team if we win a game." He says, smiling. "Know anyone like that?" He asks, jokingly.

My first thought is of Sherrie wanting to fuck two guys. I wonder what she would think about an entire football team. Then, a light bulb goes off in my head!

"Yes!" I say, snapping my fingers. "I do know someone like that. She's a supermodel, she's been on the cover of several magazines, you'd probably recognize her and I'm pretty...