"Oh Mike, I don't know......I mean you really want me to touch him, you know, his penis. That just doesn't seem right. It is almost like doing exactly what we are trying to avoid me being accused of." Lil put forth the objection she knew to be appropriate, even though the hypocritically ironic nature of it was not lost on her, as she was arguing against something she'd already done once, and deep down, was anxious for this opportunity to once again get an up close view of such a large penis.

"I am not saying I want you to, but...well, I don't have any other solution. And this is...