A pause was all he needed before he made his next comment. "Well you could change that."

"What do you mean, I could change that?"

"Well suppose that instead of us having dinner here tonight we had decided to go to a restaurant. Shall we say the new one on the Parkway? What would you have been wearing tonight?"

Tiff pondered for a moment and then described in stunning detail an outfit that I had bought for her as our special outfit. One designed to entice while barely keeping the wearer covered.

"And you expect me to belief you have such an outfit, and that you would wear it outside...