I tried to contain my grin into a thin smile as I said: "Because you still can beat Dana, silly girl!"

My girlfriend just stared at me, blinking once. Twice. Three times. This was going to be tricky, but I felt I could pull it off. Deb always liked it when I played with her pink little asshole, licking it and fingering it as I ate her sweet pussy out. Plus, she was mad at Dana. I just had to stir her fury in the right direction. I needed to properly bait her inner tigress.

"Look, Debs, I'm just saying," I went on, as calmly as I could while envisioning...