"Oh, Mom," Diana sighed. " I'm not going to marry him or anything. It's just a cock, and a nice one at that. You would like it. Why don't you join us?"

Obviously, Diana didn't know anything about what Mom and I had done last night.

"Well, if you two insist on carrying on like this, I may as well monitor the situation. Not out here though. Let's go to my room."

I was beginning to wonder if I was dreaming. Perhaps I had entered the Twilight Zone. If so, I might as well enjoy myself until the episode ended. We went back to Mom's bedroom. She pulled off her...