"Hey, I'm just saying. Matt and John have both gotten off already, and I just thought I should give you fair warning - when I cum, it's a bit more of an event."

"You're fucking gross, Tom," Nicole said.

Sarah giggled from her seat down the couch from Nicole. "To be fair, he's not wrong," she said. Then she made splatter motions with her hands around her face and mouthed 'Everywhere.'

"How about we don't talk about ejaculations," Matt said.

"Why, you uncomfortable, Matt?" I asked.

"Yeah, talking about other guys cum is weird!" he said.

"What the fuck is this conversation?" Miranda asked, walking back into the room followed...