Beep.

"Uh... hi. It's Ceri. Ceridwen. Um... I just wanted to... um... oh bollocks, this is ridiculous. Thanks for getting me home safe. I hope you made your rehearsal. Um... see ya."

"Smooth," I muttered to myself. "Great poise. Stellar achievement."

Bronwyn stuck her head around the door. "You sounded like a randy spastic sixteen year old, just so you know."

I stuck my tongue out at her. "Eavesdropper."

"I'm bored and single, your love life is showing signs of getting amusing, I'm a nosy parker, quod erat demonstrandum."

"What love life," I snorted, tossing my phone aside. "I just wanted to thank him again."

"Uh huh. Ceri Jones, I've...