"So, how was the drive? You must be hungry... I swung by my father-in-law's place the other day and he gave me tons of venison. He hunts elk in this woods, you know. We have elk steak, elk burgers, and some kind of sausage too. I think it's boar, or deer, maybe, but not elk, weirdly enough... Oh well, whatever it is, it's delicious!" Amanda concluded, shrugging, which made her epic mommy-tits wobble heavily before my saucer-like eyes. "Anyway, I already defrosted some steaks, and the grill is ready to go, so..."

"Yay! Elk barbeque! Whoo-hoo!" Deb hollered from the water, raising her fists in the air and thus sinking...