Kelly's eyes opened wide and she jumped, but Lauren held the clothespin in place and adjusted it so it wouldn't come off. She then did the same to the other one.

"Fuck, that hurts!" Kelly said as she looked down at her perky little tits, now with clothespins attached to both.

"Stop being a baby," Liz said. "I have a fucking cork up my butt."

Kelly laughed at this and then said, "Actually, they don't hurt that badly after the initial pain."

When she said that, I couldn't resist reaching across and flicking both the clothespins, making Kelly wince.

"Fucking asshole," she said, slapping my hand away.

"I was just...