After spilling a drink on herself, Gray left for the bathroom. Once she was out of earshot, the blondes who'd been 'taking care' of her for most of the night went in for the kill shot. The attractive pair told me three things I already knew... First, they weren't lesbians. Second, they were willing to experiment though. And third, my (photogenic) roommate was way hotter in person than in the photos and videos I'd posted.

They ended their little list with a straightforward request that I hook them up with Gray. Although I'd consumed my fair share of alcohol throughout the night, I instantly felt stone-cold sober. Unsure how to...