"I.. I do not," he protested, only to be met with a raised eyebrow of amusement from Diane. "Uh, okay, maybe I do..."

She giggled, rubbing his knee affectionately. "Don't worry, slugger. I won't hold it against you. You'll cut your teeth soon enough, assuming of course that you agree..."

"To fuck my mom," he said, and it almost felt like a perfectly normal thing.

"Yup," Diane said with a cheeky smile. "To fuck your mom... Regularly, if you don't mind."

"Every day?"

"No," she said, pleased how disappointed he looked now. "That sounds like 'once a day' to me. Not nearly enough."

He gasped. "Six times a day?"

"Ooh,...