Man, fascinated by colleague's brilliance, explores further.

Enjoy..

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Sapiosexual.

What a fucking pretentious word.

It's a word wannabe-intellectuals use to describe themselves to seem more sophisticated: 'Oh, I barely even notice what someone looks like. What I'm really attracted to is their intelligence.'

Yeah, sure, buddy. That's why you're at the bar, talking up the hot young woman who's got massive tits but no high school diploma. Or why your online dating profile says your ideal woman can both cook and swallow... preferably at the same time. Or why you'd rather pick up women at clubs instead of literally any other venue.

But now I'm the one veering into...