"All this you have said still doesn't make any sent to me, I know it is a very serious and interesting story indeed But, it not still enough to make a grown-up man like you to cry like a kid, dad, I know you might not know what you have just done, but sincerely speaking, It is a very awkward thing to do, it does not make any sense at all and it make me look at you like a kid.
Just imagine my friend came over to visit me, and he or she sees my father laying down on the floor, and not just lying on the floor but...