Eaton

"I don't even want to talk about that it's highly confidential"

"Yes I appreciate that, you're vouching for your father's dignity, if you tell me now it might change the perspective and respect I have for your father so it's best you don't even tell me about it"

"Sitting down with you I've had eight rounds of cocktails you're such a vibe"

"That's me I guess"

"Sir your bill is $1600"

"Well that's good, here's a thousand dollars. I gave your manager a ward of notes so don't ask me for anything."

"Fine here you go" I hated the fact that this waiter wanted to create a scene. As...