"I'll go get a condom, hon," Sam said reluctantly, "I know Jason didn't bring any."

That was...oddly gracious. Hey hon, while you jack off another dude, I'm just gonna make coffee. You both want cream and sugar?

And then, on an evening of exceptionally weird events, Kate whipped out the weirdest.

"It's ok, hun," Kate replied as she knelt down to get a good angle on my cock, "I don't need one. It's just a handy."

Sam looked ready to just fall over. He was lost somewhere between absolute shock and incredible nausea. His face was a little green. His cock bobbed about, like it was directing the Philharmonic.

I...