When I came out, both Teri and Mom were dressed to the nines. Teri gave me a beer, and she and Mom were drinking wine. From the way they were acting, it looked like it might have been their second bottle. Mom had a roast in the crockpot, one of my favorite meals.

Teri dragged me into the living room, and Mom followed shortly after. "You love us right?" Teri asked me.

"What's going on?" I asked.

"I know you love us. Tonight, you're going to show Mom how you can get me off, and afterward, you're going to show her that sex can be good."

I looked over at...